Not even Larian could keep Baldur’s Gate 3’s horniest speedrunning category down. Sex% speedruns are back with a new paramour as the focus.
In true Baldur’s Gate 3 fashion, fans of the title have been competing to see who can achieve the swiftest smash since shortly after its launch. The aptly named Sex% was even made an official category on speedrun.com.
The record-breaking strategy for bagging a bang in the early game involved beguiling the notoriously down Lae’zel through acts of violence. Unfortunately, Larian seemingly put an end to Baldur’s Gate 3’s Sex% speedruns with a patch that dulled Lae’zel’s libido.
This hasn’t stopped prolific Baldur’s Gate 3 speedrunner and Sex% record holder Mae from crusading for coitus. She’s uploaded a new run that shirks our Githyanki goddess in favor of Minthara.
Coming in at an impressive 4 minutes and 17 seconds, Mae’s latest Sex% run is the stuff of legends. “Larian tried to patch out sex speedrunning. Unfortunately for them, we are not so easily deterred,” Mae boldly claimed in the video’s description.
In this particular run, Mae immediately sets her sites on Minthara in an effort to lay with the lusty Lolth-sworn Drow. The strategy is largely similar to the Lae’zel method in that the player needs to annihilate the Druid Grove to mesmerize Minthara.
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Mae uses a combination of jumping and Feather Fall to haul her appropriately named character ‘Justice for Sex%’ to the Goblin Fortress. Speaking with Minthara to initiate her invasion, Mae avoids combat entirely by turning the Druids on the Tieflings with some thievery.
After a long rest to skip the following encounter, Minthara is down for a dalliance. She offers herself to ‘Justice for Sex%’ and Mae’s run concludes.
Unfortunately for Mae, this run is more than two minutes longer than her previous record with Lae’zel.
Still, with some optimization, it’s entirely possible that she’ll claim a new record for the fastest fornication in Baldur’s Gate 3’s Sex% speedrun category.